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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Programmer panic Memes

Posts tagged with Programmer panic

The Leap Year Betrayal

Testing Agile Programming Debugging
3 months ago 102.6K views 0 shares
The Leap Year Betrayal
Oh, the sweet false security of unit tests on leap day! You're all confident when the boss messages you because you actually wrote tests for once. Then February 29th rolls around and your date handling logic implodes spectacularly. Nothing says "I'm a professional developer" quite like your app crashing every four years because you hardcoded month lengths or forgot leap year logic exists. The calendar: nature's way of trolling programmers since the beginning of time.

Please State The Nature Of The Technical Emergency

Microsoft Devops Programming
4 months ago 150.6K views 0 shares
Please State The Nature Of The Technical Emergency
THE SHEER AUDACITY of someone sending just "hey" on Teams! Like, seriously?! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?! 💀 That single word hanging there, menacingly, while I frantically try to figure out if I broke production, missed a deadline, or if my code just set the entire company on fire. The suspense is UNBEARABLE! Just tell me what catastrophe awaits so I can properly prepare my resignation letter, PLEASE!

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