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Selective blindness is a core developer skill. Those TODOs are like the digital equivalent of that pile of laundry you've been stepping over for weeks. Sure, they're there, screaming for attention with their all-caps urgency, but acknowledging them would mean actually having to do something about them. Better to just pretend they don't exist until code review forces your hand. Future you can deal with it – that guy's always been a bit of a sucker anyway.

Content Python Easy to learn Only one engine Requires good environment CH Ugly but fast Lots of maintanance Leaking problems Spectacular crashes JavaScript Can start anywhere Does weird stuff when carelessly controlled Java Ugly but gets shit done Detailed recording of any crash Scala Requires knowledge of advanced math Bleeding edge technology Needs to be ontop of Java to actually get anywhere

Content A Time-Series Analysis of my Girlfriends Mood Swings Dr. Chad Broman' 'Department of Applied Psychological Machine Leaming, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA. USA Abstract Despite recent advances in active listening, date night, and extended pillow talk; it is becoming increasingly more difficult to forecast Tiffany's mood. With more and more Playstation 5 exclusive games, it is becoming increasingly important to determine Tiffany's mood before purchasing a new game and playing online Co-op with the boys every evening for a week straight. This paper aims to determine the optimal forecast model of my girlfriend's drastically growing mood swings by comparing simple moving averages, to sextuple exponential smoothing and even an overly complicated Machine Learning model. Despite initial analysis showing non-stationarity and highly seasonal mood swings. the more simple models provided less riskier forecast predictions when planning a three day bender after Matt got divorced. Keywords: Relationships, Time Series Analysis, Forecast Modeling. Playstation 5 Exclusives 1. Introduction find her endlessly scrolling through reddit for memes. facebook or instagram for jealousy, and twitter to keep up on Traditional methods of determining whether Tiffany is in a all the public officials and celebrities she hates the most. good mood has produced wildly subjective results causing dangerous outcomes such as her taking three hours to 1.2 Purpose respond to a text, flaking on nettlix and chill plans or even most disastrously having to return a speed boat even though Ever since her best friends started having kids and she got it was a great deal and an even better investment. promoted to a stressful corporate position she was not trained Just asking her if she's okay is not enough anymore. The for. it has become exponentially difficult to olan around only reliable method is to develop. test. verify. and Tiffany's emotional highs and lows. This is becoming not implement an extensive forecasting model by analyzing only problematic but is a problem that needs to be solved historical Tiffany mood swing data. immediately. To dispel any misconceptions, it's not about

Oh how the mighty have fallen! Remember when being told your code looks "machine-generated" was a compliment? Now we've come full circle where both human-written AND AI-generated code get thrown in the same dumpster fire. The ultimate burn isn't comparing your code to a rookie's anymore—it's saying it has that distinct "I asked ChatGPT at 2AM and didn't review it" energy. The real tragedy? The garbage collector can't save either one.

Content CODE RED: THE WEBSITE IS DOWN !! UMM... I... I... I ACCIDENTALLY PUSHED SOME CODE TO PRODUCTION INSTEAD OF TESTING. YOU WHAT? FINALLY! WELCOME TO THE CLUB! I'M SORRY... 1.. I'M NEW TO THIS...I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.. I.. workchronicles twitter and instagram workchronicles.com

Developers cuddle their applications with tender loving care, afraid to break them if they move too much. Meanwhile, testers are out here violently yeeting the same code into concrete to see what happens. The relationship difference is clear: developers are helicopter parents who think their precious code is perfect, while testers are that uncle who thinks teaching kids to swim means throwing them into the deep end. Both get paid the same.