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Content Novice C programmer Let's try using pointers OWLTURD.COM 68 Memory leaks, -segmentation fault, Crashes Never again

Content FuckltJS Javascript Error Steamroller FuckitJS uses state-of-the-art technology to make sure your javascript code runs whether your compiler likes it or not. Technology Through a process known as Eval-Rinse-Reload-And-Repeat, FuckltJS repeatedly compiles your code, detecting errors and slicing those lines out of the script. To survive such a violent process, FuckltJS reloads itself after each iteration, allowing the onerror handler to catch every single error in your terribly written code. Installation 1. Include Query, because everything requires Query 2. Include "fuckit.is" 3. The End

Content Choking on tea in front of 300 people during the first Teams meeting Accidentally typing git commands in the Teams chat Explaining code I barely understand to the client Making a pull request that failed all the unit tests then immediately leaving work

The tweet starts with "guys literally only want one thing and it's f***ing disgusting" - but plot twist! It's not what you think. The "one thing" is actually seeing all your tests pass with zero errors and warnings, with that beautiful "exit code 0" that makes developers feel things no human relationship ever could. That green progress bar and "22307 tests passed" is basically developer porn. Nothing quite matches the dopamine rush of code that works flawlessly after hours of debugging hell. Who needs relationships when your Java compilation succeeds without a single complaint?

Content No compile time errors No compile time errors

Content 8 digit passwords are not safe enough Users type there password in the address bar and copypaste We ask for 14 characters and block password managers Users type there password in the address bar and copypaste