One Hundred Percent Test Coverage

Oh. My. GAWD! 😂 The absolute AUDACITY of developers who think they can just slap a unit test on their function and strut around like they've achieved 100% test coverage! HONEY, PLEASE! That smug smile when you've tested your function in isolation while completely ignoring how it interacts with literally EVERYTHING ELSE is just... *chef's kiss* delusional! It's like putting a seatbelt on a car with no brakes and declaring it "totally safe" – the confidence is SENDING ME! Your function might work perfectly in your little test bubble, but throw it into production and watch the whole system COLLAPSE like my will to live during a 3 AM debugging session!