One Hundred Percent Test Coverage

SWEETIE, GitHub Copilot promised you'd code 55% faster, but FAILED to mention you'd be creating bugs at HIGHWAY SPEEDS! 💀 The coding police have arrived, and honey, your bug count is so high it's breaking traffic laws! Sure, you're typing like a caffeinated cheetah, but your code quality is giving "crash test dummy" vibes. That's not productivity—that's a CRIME SCENE waiting for a git commit!

Content 2022: Google releases Carbon to avoid C memory leaks 2024: THENEWSTACK Q C LINUX RUST SECURITY SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT Google Spends 1 Million to Make Rust, C 'Interoperable' Eager to eliminate memory errors in C- based Android apps, Google wants to make it easy for devs to write functionality in Rust instead. Feb 5th, 2024 9:00am by Joab Jackson

The four stages of revisiting your old code: shock, disbelief, existential crisis, and finally the crushing realization that past-you was a complete psychopath. First it's "Why would anyone write this abomination?" Then slowly the horrifying truth dawns on you - you are the monster who created this nightmare of nested if-statements and variables named 'temp1', 'temp2', and the classic 'finalFinalREALFINAL'. The worst part? That moment when you finally understand your own twisted logic and think "Oh, that's actually kind of clever" - right before realizing you now have to maintain this clever monstrosity for another year.

Content Fixing your 502 Bad Gateway Error Changing the error page to your website

Oh look, it's the compiler we all secretly want but are too afraid to admit! The "AI C Compiler" (aicc) is basically what happens when you combine a programmer's desperation with their unwillingness to learn proper memory management. Instead of fixing your semicolons and memory leaks like a responsible adult, just throw your garbage code at ChatGPT and pray! "Will your code compile? Will it be fast or slow? Will it have memory leaks?" Who knows! It's like playing Russian roulette with your codebase, except all chambers are loaded and the gun is pointed at your production server. The best part? You don't even need to understand what you're doing anymore! Just make vague gestures at your requirements and let AI figure it out. Programming degree? Waste of money. Stack Overflow? Ancient history. Just whisper sweet nothings to the machine and watch it spit out code that's probably better than yours anyway.

The eternal cycle of software development immortalized in one perfect image. That // TODO: Fix later comment you casually dropped six months ago has officially joined the ranks of mythical creatures - right alongside consistent documentation and bug-free first deployments. The gravestone is brutally honest - "LATER" never actually arrives. Those temporary workarounds become permanent architectural decisions. That quick hack becomes a load-bearing comment. Your tech debt compounds faster than your student loans. Meanwhile, your codebase slowly transforms into an archaeological dig site where future developers will uncover your broken promises like ancient artifacts.