Am I Testing This Code... Or Is It Testing Me?

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Am I Testing This Code... Or Is It Testing Me?

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That moment when you've been debugging for 6 straight hours and your sanity starts to slip. You're not finding bugs anymore—they're finding you. The code isn't failing tests; it's testing your will to live. Your rubber duck has gone silent, probably judging your life choices. At this point, you're one stack trace away from updating your resume and becoming a goat farmer.

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