Am I Testing The Code Or Is The Code Testing Me

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The box has already been opened before someone read the instructions. Just like how developers implement features before reading documentation. The comment says exactly what to do, but the hole in the box suggests someone already ignored it completely. Bonus points for the irony that the comment is in square brackets, proper syntax, and still got ignored. Typical Tuesday in any codebase.

Content TESTING IN PRODUCTION WHEN GOOGLE DOES IT WHEN BOEING DOES IT

Developers cuddle their applications with tender loving care, afraid to break them if they move too much. Meanwhile, testers are out here violently yeeting the same code into concrete to see what happens. The relationship difference is clear: developers are helicopter parents who think their precious code is perfect, while testers are that uncle who thinks teaching kids to swim means throwing them into the deep end. Both get paid the same.

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