Am I Testing The Code Or Is The Code Testing Me

The classic vampire/Superman weakness meme but with a coding twist! Vampires cower from sunlight, Superman recoils from kryptonite, and developers? They'll do ANYTHING to avoid writing unit tests. The sheer panic on that developer's face speaks volumes about the universal dread of having to verify your own code actually works as intended. Why spend 20 minutes writing tests when you could spend 8 hours debugging in production instead? Pure engineering efficiency!

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Content Samsung's trade secrets have reportedly leaked because employees shared a bit too much info with ChatGPT Microsoft Written by Priya Pathak April? 20231707 1ST SAMSUNG What did the employees do? As per the report, one employee asked ChatOPT to look for errors in a confidential source code. A second employee requested code optimisation with ChatGPT and shared code. The report notes a third employee shared a recording of a company meeting as it wanted ChatGPT to make notes for a presentation.

Content SCALABILITY OUR APP DOESN'T SCALE, THE SERVER CRASHES CONSTANTLY. WHAT CAN WE DO? TWITTER.COM VINCENTONL WE COULD PROFILE THE CODEBASE AND SEE WHERE PERFORMANCE ISSUES ARE... WE COULD JUST TELL ACCOUNTING THAT WE NEED THREE NEW SERVERS AND CALL IT A DAY! YEAH!

Content Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose? Because your mother loves roses. Ok. thank you, dad. No problem, BruteForcing HelloWorld.

Content Python is the easier language to learn. No brackets, no main. You get errors for writing an extra space