You Must Be Good At Math

This conversation is what happens when you skip the "boring" security lectures in CS class. Our green-text hero thinks decrypting password hashes is just another Tuesday feature request, while orange-text is having an existential crisis trying to explain one-way functions. The best part? Five years of development experience and still wondering why we can't just hand out passwords like candy. That final "I can look it up anytime" after completely misunderstanding basic cryptography is peak developer confidence without competence. This is why your bank account gets hacked, folks. Because somewhere out there, a dev is thinking "who cares if you have the decryption algorithm" while building your financial app. Bruh indeed.

Content When you spend days on a function... Then have to delete it because you found a more efficient and readable solution that took 2 minutes to implement.

Expectation: "Lightweight and performant, just the way I like it." *smiles in Mr. Incredible* Reality: *horrified face* as your "simple" app balloons from 25MB to a monstrous 739MB. Nothing says "modern web development" quite like shipping an entire Chrome browser with your calculator app. Your 2GB RAM laptop is sweating nervously in the corner while you explain to users that your "lightweight" app just needs a quick 800MB download. But hey, at least it's cross-platform!

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Ah, binary humor at its finest! The cake has exactly 6 candles arranged in blue-red-blue-blue-red-blue order, which translates to 101100 in binary. And what's 101100 in decimal? Exactly 20! This is peak programmer efficiency—why waste plastic on 20 separate candles when you can represent the same number with just 6? Saving both the environment and showing off your nerd credentials in one delicious chocolate package. The family probably stood around awkwardly while the birthday girl explained the joke to everyone before blowing out her "bits."