Stack Overflow: Never Again

The four stages of Stack Overflow disillusionment:

1. You start as an innocent pink square with a question

2. You naively decide "let's ask Stack Overflow!" (still smiling, poor thing)

3. Your question gets flagged as "DUPLICATE OF SLIGHTLY RELATED QUESTION FROM 2006" that uses deprecated libraries and doesn't actually solve your problem

4. You return to being a square, but with PTSD and a solemn vow: "NEVER AGAIN."

And that's how developers learn to debug by staring at their code for 8 hours instead of asking for help!