If Full Stack was a person

Content Migrating our every single thing to the cloud is so effortless! Can't really afford those machines, it's time to go serverless! Well, would you look at that bill, we're now penniless! Whoopsie fucking daisies, guess who's homeless! imaflip.com

Your brain at 3 AM is the ULTIMATE BETRAYER! There you are, desperately trying to catch some Z's before another day of debugging hell, when your traitorous brain decides it's the PERFECT moment to contemplate the Stack Overflow homepage layout! NOT the solution to world hunger, NOT your crush's phone number, but the EXACT SHADE OF ORANGE on those upvote buttons! And suddenly you're WIDE AWAKE wondering if the navbar has changed since yesterday. Sleep? Who needs it when you can mentally reconstruct a website you've visited 47 times today already?!

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Content X Local man switches to Arch, tells no one - by.... lunduke.substack.com Local man switches to Arch, tells no one Bryan Lunduke Dec 18,2021 0 18 DE Yesterday, at approximately 5:05pm, a Seattle area man installed Arch Linux on his home computer and has yet to tell anyone. "This appears to be the first occurrence of failing to tell someone that you run Arch," stated a representative of the Seattle Sheriff's Department. "We are actively investigating whether or not this is a crime. It definitely is a violation of norms." Twitter was abuzz with opinions about the news.

The eternal dance between developers and regex—a cryptic language that might as well be ancient runes. When ChatGPT spits out a working regex that looks like someone headbutted a keyboard, what do we do? Copy-paste that mystical incantation and back away slowly. It's the modern equivalent of summoning a demon—you don't need to understand the Latin, you just need the spell to work. And when it does? Pure dopamine. That smug satisfaction of solving a problem without actually understanding the solution is programming at its finest. Future you will hate present you when that regex breaks in six months. But that's a problem for future you, who is, quite frankly, a bit of a buzzkill anyway.