How To Catch A Programmer

The AUDACITY of calling yourself a "developer" while performing the sacred martial art of Copy-Paste-Fu! 🥋 First, you dramatically open your browser like you're about to write groundbreaking code. Then the REAL programming begins—frantically searching Stack Overflow for someone else's solution. The final moves? The lightning-fast Ctrl+C followed by the devastating Ctrl+V finishing combo! Who needs original thought when you can just steal—I mean, "leverage existing solutions"—with keyboard shortcuts?! The modern developer's workflow isn't writing code, it's FINDING code. Your IDE is just a fancy clipboard manager at this point.

The AUDACITY of the debugging hierarchy! 🧠✨ First level: Asking your friend to help debug - basic brain activity, nothing special, YAWN. Second level: Posting on StackOverflow - your brain is LITERALLY GLOWING with enlightenment as you prepare to be judged by the coding gods! But the FINAL BOSS LEVEL? Tweeting directly at the creator of JavaScript about your trivial HTML linking problem?! COSMIC BRAIN EXPLOSION! 💥 And Brendan Eich's response? "Show the html please." Not even a question mark. The sheer restraint! The man who invented an entire language just asked to see your code with the enthusiasm of someone ordering plain toast.

Finally, a social network where I can showcase my true skills: writing HTML tags that break in production but somehow work in dev. "CodedIn" - where your profile strength is measured by how many Stack Overflow questions you've copied without understanding. Connect with other developers who also pretend to know what they're doing.

Content Me telling the guys on StackOverFlow about my Error.

Content All I said was that I don't use StackOverflow

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