How To Catch A Programmer

Content 2nd Lead Bckend Englneer at! 1mo Edited G One of my friends with 5 years experience rejected an offer from a local company due to salary issues, to be honest the offer was fair enough to his level. i asked him 10 questions and he got 1 from 10. 1- did you contribute to any open source projects. 2- do you have more than 500 point on stack overflow. 3- what is your level in hacker rank. 4- are you fluent in english. 5- did you write any kind of tech blogs. 6- could you please explain what is the internet to me. 7- how much blogs do you read per month 8- documentation vs stack overflow. 9- what is the last design pattern you used. 10- what is the last thing you have learned out side your full time job. please before asking a company for elon musk's salary, ask yourself, do i deserve such salary. 9 45 6 comments

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[text] L RN SRR What do you do for living S VLRSI work as a full stack developer RN TN RN What is that T EFHRLICORENIS A developer who cannot say no 198 points 13 hrs Realest thing Ive read so far R From a full stack to another 65 points 12 hrs You understand the pain all too well

OMFG the absolute TRAGEDY of Reddit and Stack Overflow in one picture! 😭 You're just innocently scrolling for help with your code that's been broken for 6 HOURS, and BAM—some self-important dev drops "This is an ad" in their post, and suddenly the comment section EXPLODES into a Star Wars vs Marvel civil war! Meanwhile your production server is literally on fire and your boss is sending you those "just checking in" messages. The AUDACITY of these people derailing threads when you're just trying to figure out why your function returns undefined instead of saving your job! 💀

The perfect irony of programming in one image: Person asks "I need some pointers" and the universe responds with a C++ article about auto return types. It's like asking for directions and getting a dissertation on the aerodynamics of walking. Nothing says "welcome to programming" like asking a simple question and getting buried under an avalanche of technical minutiae that's simultaneously related yet completely unhelpful. The compiler of fate has no warnings—just errors.

The death spiral of Stack Overflow begins! That sharp nosedive right after ChatGPT's release isn't just a graph—it's the sound of millions of developers closing their "how to center a div" tabs. Why spend 20 minutes getting roasted by forum veterans when AI will give you the answer without judging your life choices? Stack Overflow: where questions were answered with "Did you even try Google?" Now we're all asking ChatGPT, "Can you fix my garbage code?" and it politely says "Certainly!" instead of "Delete your IDE."