Heart Attack Driven Development

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Heart Attack Driven Development

stackoverflow-memes, ai-memes, documentation-memes, copypaste-memes, debugging-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The evolution of a developer's heart palpitations! While reading documentation keeps your cardiac rhythm steady, copying Stack Overflow code makes it flutter a bit. But blindly pasting AI-generated code? That's cardiac arrest territory. Nothing says "I've given up on understanding what I'm doing" quite like asking ChatGPT to solve your problems and implementing the solution without even a sanity check. The blurrier the heart, the closer you are to being promoted to "Stack Trace Interpreter Intern."

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