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Nothing screams "enterprise-grade security protocols" quite like a Post-it note slapped on a thermostat declaring "ADMIN ACCESS ONLY." Because clearly, the biggest threat to your organization isn't SQL injection or zero-day exploits—it's Karen from accounting cranking the heat to 78 degrees.
The sheer irony of protecting a physical device with the cybersecurity equivalent of a "Please Don't Touch" sign is *chef's kiss*. We've got firewalls, VPNs, multi-factor authentication, and password managers with 256-bit encryption... but when it comes to the office thermostat? Just write something intimidating on a sticky note and call it a day.
Security through obscurity has officially evolved into security through passive-aggressive office supplies. The IT department would be proud—if they weren't too busy dealing with actual security incidents while someone's still adjusting the temperature anyway.
