Rust Is More Strict Which Makes It More Secure

The embedded systems world is having a full-blown affair with C/C++ while giving Rust the cold shoulder. Despite Rust's memory safety guarantees and zero-cost abstractions, embedded devs keep crawling back to their toxic exes C and C++. It's like watching someone choose dial-up when fiber is available because "we've always done it this way." The embedded community's relationship status with C/C++ is definitely: "It's complicated" – and by complicated, I mean "refusing to move on despite all the segfaults and buffer overflows."

The perfect self-burn doesn't exi— Oh wait, here it is! Reddit suggesting r/Rust is "Similar to r/ProgrammerHumor" while someone declares "Goodbye, C++. Rust is the future." is peak irony. The title "Both Subs Are For Jokes" is the chef's kiss - implying that Rust evangelism and programming humor are basically the same thing. Nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like religiously announcing the death of established languages. Memory safety or memory insanity? The line blurs when the Rust cult assembles.

Rust developers get to import dependencies with names that sound like ancient Greek warriors: axum, leptos, tokio, dioxus. Meanwhile React Native devs are stuck typing @react-native-camera-roll/camera-roll like they're navigating a corporate directory structure designed by a committee that hates joy. The scoped packages with their forward slashes and redundant naming conventions read like someone's having an identity crisis. "Yes, I'm react-native-firebase, but also I live in the @react-native-firebase namespace, and my actual name is /app, nice to meet you." Every import statement becomes a novel. Rust said "one word" and moved on with their life.

You know what's hilarious? The Rust evangelists have somehow convinced themselves they're doing God's work by pestering C++ devs about memory safety. Like yeah, we get it—no segfaults, no use-after-free, the borrow checker is your lord and savior. But the way they pitch it? Sounds less like a technical discussion and more like someone trying to get you into their MLM scheme. "Hey bro, have you heard about our memory-safe programming language? It'll change your life! Just ignore the 6-month learning curve and compiler errors that read like ancient scrolls." Don't get me wrong—Rust is genuinely good tech. But the community's approach to recruitment makes Jehovah's Witnesses look chill by comparison.

Someone just pitched the D programming language's business plan to investors and it's basically "copy Rust's homework but make it look different." Zero corporate backing, zero adoption, and seven core maintainers rage-quitting after what I can only assume was a heated debate about semicolons. The left side is pure comedy gold—"groundbreaking" metaprogramming that nobody asked for, promises of async features that'll arrive sometime after the heat death of the universe, and the classic "give me foreach or I retire" ultimatum. Patrick Henry would be proud. The right side? Chef's kiss. Their master plan is to market themselves as "Rust for people who don't like Rust" while simultaneously dickriding every trendy feature (genAI slop, const by default) without actually committing to any of them. It's like watching someone try to be edgy and mainstream at the same time. Bold strategy, Cotton. Fun fact: D has been around since 2001 and still hasn't figured out if it wants to be C++, Rust, or its own thing. That's 20+ years of potential energy with zero kinetic results.

JavaScript gets all the love while C, Java, Rust, and others gang up on poor PHP. Then in the shadows, we find the true outcasts: another PHP developer and the mythical Monkey C programmer, sweating nervously because nobody even remembers they exist. The programming language hierarchy in one comic! JavaScript strutting around like it owns the web (it kinda does), while PHP gets bullied despite powering like 80% of the internet. And Monkey C? That's the language you put on your resume when you're hoping the interviewer is too embarrassed to admit they've never heard of it.