Just One More Hook Bro

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Just One More Hook Bro

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Oh. My. GOD! The absolute state of React developers in 2023! 💀 We're out here DELIBERATELY turning off optimizations with useMemo like some kind of performance-hating MONSTERS! The sheer AUDACITY of that little stick figure just smiling and nodding while React's optimization features are being MURDERED right in front of him! This is the equivalent of watching someone pour sugar in your gas tank and responding with "yea" instead of calling the police! The cognitive dissonance is just *chef's kiss* SPECTACULAR! React's over here trying its best with all those fancy hooks, and we're just like "no thanks, I PREFER my app to run like it's on a 1998 calculator watch!" 🙃

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