We Should Hire Him

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We Should Hire Him

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OMG! This absolute GENIUS just solved political debates FOREVER with 10 lines of Python! 💅 The code elegantly ensures only ONE microphone works at a time—a technological miracle that debate moderators have been DESPERATELY praying for since the dawn of democracy! Imagine politicians actually waiting their turn instead of screaming over each other like toddlers fighting for the last juice box! Revolutionary! The fact this person had to advertise their services at 1:45 AM is the cherry on top of this tragic sundae of unrecognized brilliance. Someone get this person a Nobel Peace Prize... or at least a job interview! 🏆

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