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Content Hi 8:52AMJ Tech Support Tech support, How may I help you? 8:53 AM Hi, I've got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don't want one. 8:53 AM J Tech Support Excuse me? 8:54 AM It's giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it. 8:54 AM J Tech Support Read the message to me please. 8:55 AM Error: Python required to run the script. 8:55 AM

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Ah, the classic "how do I stop numbers going below 0" question! The perfect showcase of programming evolution: Beginner: *writes 27 comments with elaborate if-statements and custom functions* Intermediate: "tldr: cap decrement of variable at minimum 0" *writes 5 lines of code* Yann-LeCun (AI pioneer): "max(x, 0)" And that, friends, is why senior devs get paid the big bucks. Three characters that say "I've seen this problem 500 times before, and I'm not writing another if-statement about it."

Content rdevops uNaiveRole2395 10h Company put me into a pip, what should I do? My employer put me in pip, a performance improvement plan (PIP), i heard this many times, but never have real experience with it. HR start to involve in this process. What should I do? Should I quit it now? How serious it is? I have no clue, can anyone give suggestions? 4 53 91 64 awesomeplenty 4h python -m pip install --upgrade pip Reply 146 S PersonBehindAScreen 1m System Engineer Finally some good fucking advice 4 4 8 View all comments

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS??2?? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS