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This Is A Cry For Help I Don't Know How To Write Comments

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Who needs comments when your function name is your documentation? That ridiculously long Python function name isn't just a coding style - it's a desperate cry from a developer who'd rather write a novel in snake_case than add a single /* comment */. The best part? Six months later, even they won't remember what the hell that function actually does. Future maintainers will find your LinkedIn just to send hate mail.

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