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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HIERARCHY of self-reference in programming languages! 😬
Java with its pretentious "this" keyword? Barely tolerable. Python with its elegant "self" parameter? Now we're talking sophistication! But Visual Basic with its dramatic "Me" keyword?! HONEY, THAT'S THE PROGRAMMING EQUIVALENT OF SHOWING UP TO A FUNERAL IN A SEQUIN DRESS! 💀
The title says it all - if your job forces you to code in VB, just end it all immediately! The TRAUMA! The HORROR! The SYNTAX! I simply cannot and will not with VB's melodramatic self-importance! It's giving main character energy in the WORST possible way!
