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The so-called "advanced AI" for processing insurance claims? Just a Python script that flips a coin! The code imports the random module and uses random.choice() to pick between "deny" and "approve" with equal probability. Next time your claim gets rejected, remember it wasn't because of your pre-existing condition—it was because RNGesus wasn't in your favor today. Sophisticated machine learning my foot! It's literally the computational equivalent of "eeny, meeny, miny, moe" but with fewer steps.

Why waste precious hand energy when you can automate your remorse? While normal students are developing carpal tunnel syndrome writing "I'm sorry" a hundred times, programmers are just like: "Let the machine do the tedious work." This is basically the origin story of every programmer—someone who was too efficient (or lazy) to do repetitive tasks manually. The beautiful irony is that we'll spend 45 minutes writing and debugging a program to save ourselves 5 minutes of work. Efficiency at its finest!

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Behold, the classic Flex Tape demonstration! The top panel shows a perfectly functional Python library doing exactly what it's supposed to do—nothing extraordinary, just reliable code that works. But then some memory-safety zealot barges in with "REWROTE IT IN RUST" and slaps that sticker on like it's going to fix a problem that didn't exist. It's the programming equivalent of using a sledgehammer to hang a picture frame. Sure, Rust prevents memory leaks and thread safety issues, but rewriting a perfectly functional Python library just to flex your systems programming muscles? That's peak "I use Arch btw" energy right there.

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