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The evolution of developer excitement is directly proportional to app bloat. Swift? Meh. PyQt? Getting interesting. Electron at 300MB? Now we're talking! Electron at 700MB? Mind-blown! But that 7MB installer that downloads a 700MB Electron app? Pure ecstasy. Remember when we used to optimize for performance? Now we're just wrapping web browsers in desktop shells and calling it innovation. The best part is watching product managers celebrate "small installer size" while conveniently forgetting about the bandwidth-crushing download that follows. Peak software engineering of our time.

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The existential crisis of the this keyword across programming languages is pure comedy gold. In C++, it's a straightforward pointer to your class instance—neat and tidy. Java keeps it classy with a reference instead. Then Python swoops in with its explicit self parameter like "let's just call it what it is, folks!" But the real punchline? JavaScript, where this is whatever it feels like being that day—sometimes the window, sometimes an element, sometimes your function's parent... who knows! It's the programming equivalent of that friend who changes personality based on who they're hanging out with. No wonder C developers are looking at JS like they've witnessed a crime against computer science.

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