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You spend three weeks crafting your Python masterpiece, push it to GitHub, and within minutes some random dev comments "where's the executable?" These monkeys don't understand that Python IS interpreted. They're probably the same people who ask for the manager's phone number at a self-checkout. Next they'll want you to compile HTML too.

The eternal battle of type systems in a nutshell! C/C++ with its compiler is like getting mugged in a dark alley – "Declare your types or die!" Meanwhile, Python's like that rebellious sign that says "types are just suggestions." One language threatens you with knife-wielding compiler errors if you don't specify every. single. type. The other basically shrugs and says "eh, figure it out yourself." And we wonder why debugging takes 90% of development time...

Content Write me a similarly humorous and over-the -top "virgin vs chad" meme. The stand in for virgin is and chad are Google and chatGPT respectively. Write "ChadGPT instead of chatGPT. Use a humorous, tongue-in-cheek, extremely over-the-top language. Use long sentences. Create the comparison in an HTML Markdown table. Virgin (Google) Spends hours scouring the internet, trying to find the answer to even the most basic of questions. Struggles to come up with even one good joke, let alone a whole stand up comedy routine. Gets lost in the most straightforward of directions, even with the help of maps. ChadGPT Knows everything there is to know, and then some. Could probably give Stephen Hawking a run for his money. Could make a room full of stone-faced comedians crack a smile with just one clever quip. Struggles to complete even the most simple of tasks, constantly needing to ask for help. Can't even spell "easy" without the help of spell check. Could find his way out of a maze blindfolded, with one hand tied behind his back and a map written in hieroglyphics. Could probably fix a broken spaceship with just a paperclip and a piece of gum. Could probably write a dissertation on the history of the English language in his sleep,

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Content PYTHON THIS IS PLAGIARISM. YOU CAN'T JUST "IMPORT ESSAY." ASSEMBLY DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO REDEFINE EVERY WORD IN THE ENGUISH LANGUAGE? JAVA I'M TWO PAGES IN AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING THIS IS GREAT, BUT YOU FORGOT TO ADD A NULL TERMINATOR NOW I'M JUST READING GARBAGE C UNIX SHELL I ASKED FOR ONE COPY, NOT FOUR HUNDRED. I DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO READ TUS. LATEX YOUR PAPER MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE, BUT IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER LAD EYES ON. HTML THIS IS A FLOWER POT