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She Didn't C That Coming

C++ Programming

1 year ago 446.6K views 0 shares

She Didn't C That Coming

OMG, the AUDACITY of this pick-up line! 💀 For the uninitiated souls: stdio.h is the standard input/output header file in C programming that you MUST #include if you want your program to actually, you know, FUNCTION like a normal member of society. This programmer is basically saying "I can't possibly exist without you" in the nerdiest way humanly possible. It's the digital equivalent of writing a sonnet except WORSE because it involves SYNTAX. The absolute DESPERATION of turning basic programming requirements into romance is just... *chef's kiss* tragic brilliance.

Python: The Only Language Programmers Have Eyes For

Python Programming

1 year ago 336.2K views 0 shares

Python: The Only Language Programmers Have Eyes For

OMG the AUDACITY of programmers! 😂 There they go again, completely IGNORING every other perfectly decent programming language that's practically BEGGING for attention, while their eyes glaze over with unbridled lust at the mere mention of Python! It's like watching someone at a buffet with 50 gourmet dishes who only eats the mac and cheese. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. The rest of the programming languages are literally standing RIGHT THERE, but nooooo - Python bats its syntactically simple eyelashes and suddenly nothing else in the coding universe matters! The betrayal! The drama! The indentation-based block structuring!