Python Goes Brrrrrrrrrr

Oh honey, you thought this was about SPEED? *dramatic hair flip* The top panel shows a cute little race between programming languages, but the REAL competition is in the bottom panel where your code gets ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED by errors that come out of NOWHERE! Your precious Python with its indentation errors? TRAGIC. Java throwing NullPointerExceptions like confetti at a parade? DEVASTATING. And don't even get me STARTED on JavaScript with its NPM install drama - it's like watching a dumpster fire in slow motion while someone plays the violin! The universe doesn't care which language is faster when your code is busy IMPLODING on itself! The real winner is the bug that makes you question your entire career choice at 3AM!

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Content Why does HTML think "chucknorris" is a color? Asked 12 years, 2 months ago Modified 13 days ago Viewed 749k times Why do certain random strings produce colors when entered as background colors in HTML? 8757 For example, bcolor"chucknorris" produces a red background: body bcolor"chucknorris" test body Run code snippet Hide results L Full page test Conversely, bcolor"chucknorr" produces a yellow background: body bacolor chucknorr" test body Run code snippet hide resus Full page test This holds true across various browsers and platforms. What's going on here? html browser background-color Share Improve this question Follow edited Jun 6, 2022 at 7:37 Mateen Ulhaa 25.5k 20 104 141 asked Nov 29, 2011 at 22:54 X: user456584 805 87.3K 016 78 107 ProdrammerHumor.io

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OH. MY. GOD. This is the most REVOLUTIONARY sorting algorithm of our time! 💀 Who needs bubble sort or quicksort when you can just HALLUCINATE your sorted data?! The audacity of this function to claim O(0) time complexity while literally DELETING your original data and returning a completely made-up sorted list! It's the computational equivalent of "I don't like reality so I'm creating my own." Computer science professors EVERYWHERE are having simultaneous heart attacks. But hey, technically it's the fastest sorting algorithm in existence since it doesn't actually sort ANYTHING! Pure. Evil. Genius.