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Someone discovered the perfect naming convention: just slap celebrity names onto your files based on their extension. Got a JSON file? Call it Dwayne Johnson. YAML? That's Lamine Yamal (the soccer prodigy). Batch script? Obviously Lim Bat. Markdown becomes Mahfud MD, binary is Mr. Bin, Python is Pewdiepie, Java is Raja (probably some Bollywood reference), Swift is Taylor Swift, and TypeScript is YNTK.ts. The sheer commitment to finding a celebrity for every file extension is honestly impressive. Your code reviewer is gonna have a field day trying to figure out why they're importing functions from "pewdiepie.py" in the pull request. Good luck explaining to your tech lead that the build failed because "taylor.swift" has a syntax error. This is what happens when developers get too creative with their file naming. Next thing you know, someone's gonna start a whole framework around this and we'll all be forced to name our files after the Kardashians.

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