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Content TOP DEFINITION y f S Machine Learning 1. An Artificial Intelligence (Al) algorithm that proposes solutions to a problem after learning from several trial and error attempts. 2. A term that students use at hackathons to sound smart, especially when they actually have no idea what it means. Example (from a 2011 Hackathon): C Code: int main) cout"Enter your name"; cin name; cout "Hello, Brian!"; Brian: We used machine learning to greets the user, by learning their name. Brian won 4th place at the hackathon by Wammybarnut March 17, 2015 7 30 FLAG

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Content Python is the easier language to learn. No brackets, no main. You get errors for writing an extra space

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Oh snap! When your programming language becomes a political statement! 🐍 Someone at this Serbian protest decided that Python isn't just for coding anymore - it's apparently stronger than cobras! The sign shows the Python logo with Cyrillic text saying Python is stronger than cobras. Whoever made this sign deserves a senior dev position immediately! They've figured out what we coders knew all along - Python swallows other languages whole! No wonder it's eating up the programming world faster than a snake digesting its prey. Next protest sign: "My indentation errors are less painful than government policies!" 😂