You Can't Have A Baby In 1 Month By Impregnating 9 Women

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You Can't Have A Baby In 1 Month By Impregnating 9 Women

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DELUSION of managers who think software development scales linearly! 💀 "The Mythical Man-Month" is basically the software developer's bible that screams "ADDING MORE PEOPLE TO A LATE PROJECT MAKES IT LATER!" But sure, let's give the boss TWO copies so he can misunderstand the concept TWICE as fast! Because apparently reading something twice simultaneously is just as impossible as having nine women produce a baby in one month. The savage irony of this gift is just *chef's kiss* - perfectly capturing every developer's silent scream when management decides that eight developers will finish in half the time of four. Spoiler alert: they won't!

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