The CSS Holy War

The perfect evolution of programmer humor in two tweets. First, we have the calculus-to-design pipeline with "dy/dx" (differential equations) to "UI/UX" (making pretty buttons that users actually understand). Then the reply takes it further with "ABCD" (the basics of programming) to "DBMS" (where you store all the data you have no idea what to do with). It's the perfect representation of how we all start with simple concepts and somehow end up managing complex systems while pretending we remember anything from our CS fundamentals. The career progression nobody warns you about!

Ah, the classic "fix everything with CSS z-index: 9999" approach. When that UI element just won't stay on top, crank that z-index to astronomical levels instead of fixing the actual stacking context. It's like using duct tape to patch the Titanic. Sure, it works... until someone else adds their element with z-index: 10000 and the arms race begins. The true mark of a desperate frontend dev on a Friday at 4:55 PM.

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React needs memory for its virtual DOM. Angular needs memory for bindings, subscriptions, and observables. Meanwhile jQuery just vibes with direct DOM manipulation, whistling past the graveyard of modern frontend architecture. The real joke here is that both modern frameworks are stressed about their memory footprint while jQuery is out here living its best life with zero abstractions and maximum selector chaos. Sure, your app might be unmaintainable spaghetti code, but at least you're not debugging memory leaks in a reactive state management system at 2 PM on a Friday.

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