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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Parallel work Memes

Posts tagged with Parallel work

You Can't Have A Baby In 1 Month By Impregnating 9 Women

Programming Agile
2 months ago 89.9K views 0 shares
You Can't Have A Baby In 1 Month By Impregnating 9 Women
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DELUSION of managers who think software development scales linearly! ๐Ÿ’€ "The Mythical Man-Month" is basically the software developer's bible that screams "ADDING MORE PEOPLE TO A LATE PROJECT MAKES IT LATER!" But sure, let's give the boss TWO copies so he can misunderstand the concept TWICE as fast! Because apparently reading something twice simultaneously is just as impossible as having nine women produce a baby in one month. The savage irony of this gift is just *chef's kiss* - perfectly capturing every developer's silent scream when management decides that eight developers will finish in half the time of four. Spoiler alert: they won't!

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Buy this and help us afford a proper UX designer instead of letting the backend devs do it. ๐ŸŽจ