You Can't Find A Perfect Programmer Girl

Remote work Introvert Dating Work from home Developer setup Dark mode Multiple monitors Coding lifestyle Social isolation

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You Can't Find A Perfect Programmer Girl

remote-work-memes, introvert-memes, dating-memes, work-from-home-memes, developer-setup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The irony of complaining you can't find a programmer girlfriend while she's sitting at home with the exact same setup as you, avoiding human contact for the same reasons. Two introverts in their natural habitats will never cross paths unless someone's Git repo gets accidentally forked. The plants are probably the most socially active entities in both apartments.

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