You Can't Change My Mind

Listen, the man is out here speaking TRUTH and nobody wants to hear it! Missing semicolons? Not a real issue? The absolute AUDACITY! Every developer knows that one missing semicolon is responsible for approximately 47% of all mental breakdowns in the tech industry. But here's the kicker—he's not entirely wrong. Modern IDEs and linters have become so good at catching these little syntax terrorists that they're basically extinct in the wild. Your editor screams at you with angry red squiggles before you even finish typing the line. The days of spending three hours debugging only to find a missing semicolon on line 247 are mostly behind us (mostly being the key word here, because JavaScript developers are still having existential crises about whether to use them or not). But let's be real: the PTSD from that one time in college when a missing semicolon ruined your entire project? That trauma is forever.