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The senior developer's villain origin story, captured in 4K. Facebook's infamous motto "Move Fast and Break Things" might sound inspirational on a Silicon Valley conference stage, but try saying that to someone who just spent 72 hours fixing production after your "innovative" commit bypassed code review. That look of pure contempt is what happens when you've lived through enough deployments to know that "moving fast" is just code for "technical debt we'll deal with never." The pistol whipping is merely a formality at this point.

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OH. MY. GOD. This is what happens when management decides that handling time zones is just a "small feature" that can be assigned to someone who still thinks "debugging" means removing insects from their keyboard! 😱 The poor junior dev clearly had a complete meltdown and just threw in a "13" because WHAT EVEN IS TIME ANYMORE when you're trying to implement daylight savings at 11:59 PM the night before the deadline! That extra hour had to go SOMEWHERE, right?! The clock is basically screaming "help me, I've been coded by someone who thinks Unix timestamp is a fashion statement!" And this, friends, is why date/time libraries exist. Because otherwise you end up with abominations that make even seasoned developers wake up in cold sweats.

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The duality of developer confidence is just *chef's kiss*. Top panel shows you smashing out code like an unstoppable green rage monster, demolishing problems and feeling invincible. Then comes the code review with senior devs and suddenly you're a shameful hulk with imposter syndrome, wondering how you ever thought your hacky solution was acceptable. Nothing humbles you faster than having three people stare at your variable names and ask "but why though?" in perfect unison.