Yer A Programmer Harry

The kid's already been corrupted by zero-indexing! That's not just numbering – that's programming numbering. While normal humans start counting at 1, this tiny developer is starting at 0, just like arrays in most programming languages. The parent's pride is completely justified – that child is destined for a life of explaining to non-technical people why the first element is actually the zeroth element. Future debugging sessions and off-by-one errors await this prodigy!