Living The Quarantine Dream

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The progression from "I want to solve complex problems and change the world" to "I want catgirl waifus" is the most accurate career trajectory documentation I've seen. First panel shows normal people walking past Computer Science like it's just another major. Second panel? Nobody cares, doors are closed. Third panel reveals the truth: the CS department is now flooded with weebs and furries who realized they can use programming to generate, mod, or create their own anime content. The pipeline from "learn algorithms" to "learn how to train a Stable Diffusion model for very specific purposes" is real and well-documented across Discord servers worldwide. Computer Science departments went from empty hallways to packed lecture halls the moment AI image generation became mainstream.

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You know those comments that explain exactly what the code already screams at you? Yeah, someone just wrote i++ // increment i and called it documentation. The stop sign literally says "STOP" but apparently that wasn't clear enough, so they added a helpful sign below explaining "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" just in case you were confused. Peak developer energy right there. Writing comments that add zero value while your manager thinks you're being thorough. Meanwhile, the actually confusing regex three lines down that summons Cthulhu? Completely undocumented. Classic.