Living The Quarantine Dream

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Living The Quarantine Dream

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When the world shut down and everyone was forced to stay home, normal people suffered while programmers just kept living their best lives. Turns out our natural habitat of dimly lit rooms, minimal human contact, and food delivery was suddenly government-mandated. The pandemic basically validated our lifestyle choices. Finally, society acknowledged what we knew all along – pants are optional when your webcam is pointed at your face.

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