Living The Quarantine Dream

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The eternal standoff between developers and image formats. You tell the client "It's a PNG with transparency!" but the browser renders it with a white background anyway because you actually saved it as a JPG. The client's trust is gone forever, just like those transparent pixels you promised. Next time, maybe check the file extension before making promises your image format can't keep.

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Ah, Google Assistant taking "seconds" literally while DeepSeek and OpenAI duke it out in the AI arena. Poor thing is just counting all the 2nds in a year instead of calculating 365 × 24 × 60 × 60. This is what happens when you train your model on dad jokes instead of math problems. At least it's consistently wrong with confidence - the hallmark of every production system I've ever maintained.

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The infamous "IP over Avian Carriers" was actually a real RFC (1149) published in 1990 as an April Fools' joke. It proposed using pigeons to carry data packets - and someone actually implemented it with a whopping 55% packet loss rate. The meme brilliantly illustrates "packet loss" with a dead bird. Because when your carrier pigeon dies mid-flight, that 4GB USB stick tied to its leg isn't exactly reaching the destination server. Still faster than some rural internet connections though...