Yeah, my code straight-up COMPILES, bitch!

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TFW You're a college dropout who didn't take any programming classes in school but you singlehandedly unfucked the horrible mess your CS-Degree-Having Coworkers left before they bounced You are no match for me, I have been training for this my entire life! And I have no training at all, yet here I am ahead of you

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