Which One Of You Did This

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Content software engineers complaining about their job EIS

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Content Yes, I have experience with the languages and have successfully designed and developed many systems in new and challenging domains. Impressive. You are an excellent candidate and we would like to offer you the job. Why thank you. However you are inadequate. You have never used this open source library with a well documented API. You are not fit for my organisation. You will cost me time, money and my pride... Thank you for coming, Mr. Bond. Good luck with the job search.

Content Finishing projects Abandoning projects Starting a new project before finishing the Continuously coming up with new ideas without doing anything

Squinting at "LLM Token Pricing" with confusion, then putting on glasses to see "Microtransaction For Devs" with sudden clarity. That moment when you realize OpenAI isn't selling you API access—they're selling you the gaming industry's most hated business model. "That'll be $0.002 per token to debug your code. Want to generate an entire function? That's the premium package, buddy." Next they'll be selling loot boxes with random completions. "Congratulations! You got three hallucinations and a refused response!"