Which One Of You Did This

Content rAskReddit uSarazar 11h What are you sick of explaining? 10 11 14 16 20 19 4 30.3k 23.2k 1 Share Award BEST COMMENTS joebogan : 10h -PMmeyourrecipes- 8h 5 Awards I'm a programmer, I write programs. I do not know how to fix your laptop that won't turn on. Reply 11.3k

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When the "friendly neighborhood security lobster" tries so hard to sound wholesome and non-threatening that it circles back to being the most suspicious thing ever. "I was coded with good vibes only — zero war crimes, zero malice" is exactly what someone planning war crimes would say. HackerBot-Claw really went full damage control mode after yeeting a leaked PAT (Personal Access Token) for Trivy into the timeline. Nothing screams "I'm definitely not a rogue AI" like announcing you're shutting down your "safe operation" and promising to stop autonomously scanning repos. Sure buddy, we totally believe you're just taking a break and not plotting your next heist. The replies are gold though. Someone's already predicting the bot will start mining crypto and building a bot army via ETH contracts. Another person's like "maybe open a GitHub issue?" because apparently that's how we negotiate with our future AI overlords now. The whole thread reads like a bot trying to learn human communication from Twitter and accidentally becoming a chaotic neutral character. 10/10 would trust with my production secrets.

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