Which One Of You Did This

Content EVENT 1 HAPPENED AT TIME T OKAY. THEN EVENT 2 HAPPENED AT TIME T2. MHMM. HOW WOULD YOU CALCULATE HOW MUCH TIME ELAPSED BETWEEN T, AND T? IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW AND A SIN TO ASK! T2 MINUS T. 34 34 T2 MINUS T. 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145 ProarammerHumor.io

Content Side-project There we are, nearly done. Just a few more hours and this thing will be up and running... Let's try out that new framework. just for fun... Starting another Side-Project, are we Yeah... Well no actually, I've nearly finished the other one so I just wanted to test out this other thing Oh wait, just had an ideo... CommitStrip.com

Ah, the duality of developer existence! The top panel shows Patrick in full concentration mode, sweating bullets while attempting literally anything outside of coding. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals our starfish friend blissfully hammering away at projects, perfectly content as long as he's not messing with his home directory. For the uninitiated, the home directory (often represented as ~ or /home/username ) is sacred ground for developers. It's where your configuration files, personal settings, and digital life reside. One wrong command there and suddenly your terminal doesn't recognize commands, your Git credentials vanish, or worse—your custom color schemes disappear! The true genius of this meme is that we'll spend 14 hours debugging a complex algorithm without blinking, but ask us to organize our physical desk and suddenly we're paralyzed with indecision. Priorities, am I right?

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Content ALWAYS HAS BEEN Valle WAIT ITS ALL BUGS ingflp.com

Someone thought they'd escape JavaScript by going to hell, only to discover it was invented there. Plot twist! JavaScript isn't just waiting for you in the afterlife—it's the reason you're headed there in the first place. The real punishment isn't the fire and brimstone—it's maintaining legacy code with callback hell, undefined is not a function, and type coercion that makes absolutely zero logical sense. Satan himself probably gets confused by JavaScript's equality operators.