Which One Of You Did This

Oh. My. God. The absolute DRAMA of JavaScript developers! 🙄 Instead of writing a simple function themselves, they'll drag in 47 BAJILLION npm packages like SpongeBob hauling that ridiculous mountain of presents! Why write 10 lines of code when you can install an entire ecosystem with 9,427 dependencies that'll break in six months? The shopping cart is literally SCREAMING under the weight of all those unnecessary packages! Meanwhile, the function they needed could've been written faster than it takes to type "npm install massive-overkill-package-for-simple-task"! It's the developer equivalent of buying an entire Home Depot to hang a single picture frame!

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That precarious bridge is held together by nothing but legacy code and prayers. You know deep in your soul that removing those 200 lines of commented-out spaghetti from 2012 will somehow cause the entire production system to implode, despite all logic suggesting otherwise. The best part? Six months later, you'll finally get the courage to delete it, only to discover that three critical functions were actually referencing a variable buried in there. Classic software engineering - where superstition is just another design pattern.

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THE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OF BEING A PROGRAMMER! This captcha is pure psychological warfare! It asks you to select squares with bugs, then shows you actual code with obfuscated variable names and hexadecimal gibberish that's DEFINITELY hiding 17 different bugs. But wait—are they talking about ACTUAL bugs or CODE bugs?! THE AUDACITY! Do I click on the insect or that suspicious function that's clearly leaking memory like my coffee mug leaks on my keyboard? THIS is why developers have trust issues! Either way, I'm failing this captcha and questioning my entire career choice simultaneously.