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Content Finding all objects that have a given property inside a collection 58 26 java collections 7 3 Sounds like you're trying to write a database in Java. Duplicate: stackoverflow.comquestions122105.. 2 You should try Scala: gist.github.com2304539 2 This is where C is superior because C has LINQ.

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Ah, the "Karen Inspect" linter - for when your code needs to speak to the manager of syntax. This satirical Python tool scans your code for "problematic" terms like master/slave and blacklist/whitelist, while enforcing ridiculous rules like "function names must be complete sentences with punctuation." Because nothing says "production ready" like code that passes HR's sensitivity training but can't actually run. My favorite part is flagging "temp" variables because "everything should be permanent!" - clearly written by someone who's never had to debug a 10,000-line legacy codebase at 2am. Next update will probably flag recursion as "self-centered behavior" and loops as "showing signs of obsessive tendencies."

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