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Ah, the eternal developer paradox! The junior dev is having an existential crisis about remembering what their code actually does, while the battle-hardened senior dev drops the ultimate truth bomb: you don't . This is why we have comments, people! Though let's be honest, even with meticulous documentation, we all eventually stare at our code from 3 months ago like it was written by a cryptic alien civilization. The title "Not Even With The Documentation" just twists the knife deeper - because even when you DO document, future-you will still have absolutely no idea what past-you was thinking. The true mark of seniority isn't remembering everything - it's embracing the chaos and accepting that code amnesia is just part of the job description!

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Sure, you designed three perfectly aligned food bowls with cat ear cutouts. Meanwhile, your users are sprawled across the feeding station like they're auditioning for a renaissance painting. Classic case of "works perfectly in dev, breaks spectacularly in production." The gap between developer intent and user reality is why we can't have nice things... or why QA departments exist.