The Real Magic: One Line Fix, Four Bugs Gone

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The Real Magic: One Line Fix, Four Bugs Gone

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Ah yes, the mythical one-line fix that solves multiple bugs. I've been in this industry for 15 years and I still can't convince QA that my semicolon didn't just magically fix four completely unrelated issues. The suspicious math lady meme perfectly captures that moment when testers are calculating the statistical impossibility of your claim while you're just trying to get the sprint closed. Trust me, somewhere in the multiverse, there's a parallel dimension where QA actually believes developers the first time.

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