When You Know The Code Is Vibe-Coded

Code quality Technical debt Programming intuition Spaghetti code Legacy code Clean code Code review stack overflow production

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When You Know The Code Is Vibe-Coded

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That DEVASTATING moment when you just KNOW in your SOUL that someone's code is held together by prayers, energy drinks, and Stack Overflow copypasta — but it somehow works flawlessly in production! The absolute AUDACITY of code that violates every clean code principle yet runs faster than your meticulously crafted masterpiece. It's giving "chaotic evil genius" energy and I'm simultaneously impressed and offended. The code equivalent of wearing socks with sandals and STILL getting compliments!

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