When You Frankenstein Code

stack overflow Technical debt Spaghetti code Code quality Developer struggles Code integration Copy paste programming Frankenstein code Code copying

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5 months ago 133,552 views 0 shares

When You Frankenstein Code

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That sleek, high-performance Lamborghini code snippet you found on Stack Overflow versus the public transportation monstrosity you somehow managed to connect it to. Sure, they're both green, but one's designed to break speed limits while the other breaks only your spirit during code review. The perfect illustration of how we convince ourselves our Frankenstein creation is "working as intended" when in reality it's just barely functional enough to lumber from point A to point B without crashing. Bonus points if you've ever confidently said "I understand how this works" about code you absolutely did not write.

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