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THE HORROR! THE ABSOLUTE MADNESS! While recruiters hiring recruiters is just business as usual, and chefs training chefs is a culinary delight, programmers programming programmers is straight-up NIGHTMARE FUEL! 😱 The dark, sinister face in the third panel says it all - we've created a monster! Just imagine the unholy abomination of code that would emerge from such a cursed collaboration. It's like watching the birth of Skynet in real-time, but with more coffee stains and existential dread. The coding equivalent of staring into the abyss until the abyss throws a NullPointerException back at you!

Python starts out all friendly and approachable, luring you in with its simple syntax and beginner-friendly reputation. "Look at me, I'm so easy to learn!" it says with that innocent dinosaur face. Then suddenly you're drowning in machine learning libraries, matrix math, and data mining frameworks that make calculus look like kindergarten finger painting. The learning curve isn't a curve at all—it's a vertical wall with spikes at the top. One day you're printing "Hello World," the next you're implementing neural networks while questioning your life choices.

Ah, the good old days of snake oil optimization apps. Those "RAM cleaner" apps that would proudly announce they freed up 3GB of RAM on your 1GB phone were the original tech scams before crypto. It's like claiming you emptied 50 gallons from a 10-gallon tank. Pure mathematical wizardry! And we all downloaded them thinking our phones would suddenly run Crysis. The digital equivalent of those "download more RAM" websites. Kids these days with their 12GB phones will never understand the desperate hope of squeezing performance from a potato device.

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