The Illusion Of Free Choice

computer science Unemployment Career path Stem Education Job market Degree Career choices Tech industry

Programming Algorithms Math

1 month ago 123,335 views 0 shares

The Illusion Of Free Choice

computer-science-memes, math-memes, unemployment-memes, career-path-memes, stem-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The classic "illusion of free choice" strikes again! Whether you choose math or computer science, both paths lead to the same destination: unemployment. It's like picking between two different programming languages only to realize they both have the same bugs. That CS degree you spent 4 years and $100k on? Congrats, you've unlocked the premium unemployment package with extra student debt! The cow just staring at these options is all of us before choosing a STEM major, blissfully unaware we're heading for the same slaughterhouse of broken dreams and Stack Overflow dependencies.

More Like This

Note to self

Programming Javascript StackOverflow Backend

4 years ago 117.3K views 0 shares

Note to self | code-memes, try-memes, api-memes, express-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content var router express. Router (); Our scraping tools var request require("request"); var cheerio require("cheerio"); Hey bro, it's me. You. Yeah, I'm talking to myself. Again. So, here's the deal. You spent like, a day, trying to figure this shit out. I'm not sure if you remember, but last night while your wife and child slept soundly, you were staring at the ceiling, silently reviewing code in your head, wondering if you could come up with some kind of magical insight just by thinking about things in a relaxed state. It didn't work. You've tried a lot of shit. You've copy and pasted. You've written custom code. You've watched goddamn YouTube videos about stuff you don't even understand. And then ... then you found something that actually works. Do you understand it? No. Not really. Do vou care? The you from like two days ago would have cared. He wanted to understand things, he wanted to have a firm grasp on the underling concepts. But what about Now You? Now You has a clear, crisp response. "Fuck it.", See httns:stackoverflow.coma236083483424316 ProarammerHumor.io

Developer & end-users in a nutshell

Programming

3 years ago 47.3K views 0 shares

Developer & end-users in a nutshell | developer-memes, shell-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content First, boil 2 cups of water 12:15 AM J Okay, what next? 12:18 AM Bro wtf 12:19 AM J

Very rare!

Programming

3 years ago 44.6K views 0 shares

Very rare! | reddit-memes, documentation-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content rAskReddit Posted by uyadayadayadarv 11h What makes you statistically rare? Discussion 5.7k 6.5 k Share BEST COMMENTS I read documentation. Reply

The Three Stages Of Developer Enlightenment

Programming Debugging Testing

5 months ago 193.1K views 0 shares

The Three Stages Of Developer Enlightenment

The three stages of a developer's evolution: happy-go-lucky naivety when writing any code, mild concern when considering maintainability, and finally reaching god-tier enlightenment when writing code someone else has to maintain. Nothing quite says "I've transcended mortality" like crafting a labyrinth of nested callbacks with zero comments that some poor soul will inherit after you've moved on to greener pastures. It's not sabotage—it's job security!

New Trend

Programming

12 months ago 103.7K views 0 shares

newTrend | tech-memes, logs-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content reading tech blogs watching youtubers reading tech blogs imaflip.com

I choked...

Programming

4 years ago 43.2K views 0 shares

I choked... | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content CAN YOU PASS THE SALT? SAID-I KNOW! IM DEVELOPING A SYSTEM TO PASS YOU ARBITRARY CONDIMENTS. ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES! SAVE TIME IN THE LONG RUN!