When you forget to randomize your seed

Nothing quite like spending four years pulling all-nighters, drowning in student debt, collecting certifications like Pokémon cards, only to watch ChatGPT casually do your job in 3 seconds. The calm acceptance on that face? That's the look of someone who just realized their Computer Science degree is now worth about as much as a Blockbuster membership card. But hey, at least you learned data structures and algorithms, right? Surely AI can't... *checks notes* ...oh. Oh no. The real kicker? Junior devs are out here competing with AI that doesn't need health insurance, never asks for raises, and doesn't spend 2 hours a day in stand-ups discussing blockers. We've officially entered the timeline where "prompt engineer" is unironically a more stable career path than software engineer.

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Content DILBERT BY SCOTT ADAMS ILL NEED TO KNOW YOUR REQUIREMENTS BEFORE I START TO DESIGN THE SOFTWARE. FIRST OF ALL, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH? IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU DESIGN MY SOFTWARE. I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THE SOFTWARE? I WON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN ACCOMPLISH UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT THE SOFTWARE CAN DO. TRY TO GET THIS CONCEPT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL: THE SOFTWARE CAN DO WHATEVER I DESIGN IT TO DO! CAN YOU DESIGN IT TO TELL YOU MY REQUIREMENTS?

Content You don't eat or sleep, you hate the sunlight. I know What you are! Say it out loud, SAY IT! Programmer

Content EVERYDAY DAY OF A DEVELOPER sat down to do something new. ..and broke something old I fixed something old... .. and finished the work day

Ah yes, the presidential decree of bad programming practices. Nothing says "Make Software Great Again" like starting arrays at 1 (a crime in most programming languages), using only global variables (the radioactive waste of code), and deploying untested code straight to production on a Friday (the ultimate "I hate my weekend" power move). It's basically an executive order to create job security through chaos. Ten years of debugging later, you'll still be finding remnants of this administration in your codebase.