When you forget to randomize your seed

Ah, the classic "green squares at any cost" syndrome. Nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like obsessively committing README formatting changes 30 times an hour just to make your GitHub contribution graph look like a lush rainforest. What you're witnessing is the digital equivalent of a peacock's mating dance - except instead of attracting mates, you're desperately trying to impress potential employers who might glance at your profile for 2.7 seconds. Trust me, after 20 years in this industry, I can tell you that no one has ever been hired because they had perfect markdown indentation in their README. But hey, at least your contribution graph looks like you've been coding like a maniac while you were actually just adding and removing spaces.

Content When your boss tells you to delete the feature you just spent a month and a half on - SURE.

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Content ONLY APPROVING THE PR BUT NOT MERGING YET, TO PASS THE RESPONSIBILITY TO SOMEBODY ELSE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU JUST APPROVED BUT SOMEBODY NEEDED IT QUICKLY Taint much, but it's honestwork

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