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Oh. My. GOD! The absolute AUDACITY of remote workers pretending to slave away at their keyboards while secretly slaying dragons in their gaming lair! 🎮 That moment when your boss asks for "honesty" about your WFH productivity and you're caught in the ultimate dilemma: confess to your Steam addiction or continue the charade that you're actually working on that "database optimization" you mentioned in standup! The silent agreement between gaming buddies to NEVER reveal the truth that you've spent the last 4 hours in co-op mode instead of co-developing that urgent feature is the sacred pact of the modern workforce. Your career literally hangs by a Discord notification!

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Ah, the classic tech industry contribution heatmap that suddenly looks like a Christmas tree in Q4! Nothing says "fiscal responsibility" quite like waiting until November-December to trim the workforce. That green activity spike at year-end isn't developers crushing those last user stories—it's HR deploying their most active codebase: the severance package generator. Pro tip: When your calendar invites start coming from "[email protected]" instead of your manager's email in December, it might be time to update that LinkedIn profile you've been neglecting since 2018.