When You Finally Stop Arguing With The Client

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Ah, the eternal developer mantra: "It works on my machine!" – the universal get-out-of-jail-free card that drives product managers to the brink of insanity. When your code is held together by duct tape, caffeine, and that specific arrangement of lucky rubber ducks on your desk, of course shipping the entire workstation seems like the only logical solution. Why bother with reproducible steps when you can just FedEx your entire development environment? The product manager's face is basically every non-technical person who's ever had to translate "it works on my machine" into actual customer support. Meanwhile, the reasonable developer on the right is that one team member who actually documents their code and doesn't rely on 47 undocumented environment variables to make their application run.

Content Elon Musk and 4 others liked Programmers can literally just sit down at a computer and create value for people out of thin air 4:53 AM 11 Feb 21 TweetDeck

Content var fs require("fs") var words fs.readfileSync("words.txt").toString0); words words.split("'n"); Don't ever be afraid that you're not a real programmer because you still look stuff up. var fs require ("fs"); var words fs.readFileSync("words.txt").toString0); words words.split("n"); The important part about programming is not remembering exact words or syntax: var fs require ("fs"); var words fs.readFileSync("words. txt"). toString(); words words.split("n"); it is breaking down a problem, working out how to solve it,

Content WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS USING THE TERMINAL IN FRONT OF NON-PROGRAMMERS

Somewhere in Nebraska, a lone COBOL developer is literally holding up the digital world like Atlas himself. While tech bros brag about their microservices architecture, this unsung hero is silently preventing the financial apocalypse with code older than most developers' parents. Banks don't send thank you cards for averting economic collapse every Tuesday at 2 AM when the batch job mysteriously fails. The real infrastructure isn't in the cloud—it's in Nebraska, running on a language that uses "PIC X(30)" to define a string because it was cool in 1959.