When You Finally Stop Arguing With The Client

Project management Overengineering Architecture Impossible-designs Client relations Client-requests Software requirements Bridge Swimming pool Developer surrender

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When You Finally Stop Arguing With The Client

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The client wanted a swimming pool on top of a bridge? Sure, why not! That moment when you've spent 17 meetings explaining why their request violates physics, architecture, and common sense—but eventually you just cave and implement their exact specs. The bridge didn't collapse (yet), so technically it's a success! The client's bizarre requirements are now immortalized in concrete and chlorine for all satellite images to capture. Remember folks: sometimes the path of least resistance is just building the damn thing and waiting for reality to deliver the post-mortem.

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