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Every Client Meeting Ever
Agile Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
18 days ago 169.8K views 1 shares
Every Client Meeting Ever
The sacred ritual of client meetings, distilled into its purest form. They're clients! What do they want? They have no freaking idea. When do they want their undefined requirements? YESTERDAY, of course! Nothing quite captures the existential dread of software development like trying to build something for someone who can't articulate what they want but will definitely know what they don't want when they see your first prototype. The best part? They'll change everything after you've written 10,000 lines of code. It's like playing darts blindfolded while the dartboard is being moved by someone who's never seen darts before.

When You Finally Stop Arguing With The Client
Programming Webdev Agile Frontend Backend
4 months ago 140.3K views 0 shares
When You Finally Stop Arguing With The Client
The client wanted a swimming pool on top of a bridge? Sure, why not! That moment when you've spent 17 meetings explaining why their request violates physics, architecture, and common sense—but eventually you just cave and implement their exact specs. The bridge didn't collapse (yet), so technically it's a success! The client's bizarre requirements are now immortalized in concrete and chlorine for all satellite images to capture. Remember folks: sometimes the path of least resistance is just building the damn thing and waiting for reality to deliver the post-mortem.

Please Help I Don't Want Snake
Python Programming Debugging
5 months ago 142.3K views 0 shares
Please Help I Don't Want Snake
THE AUDACITY! Some poor soul is having a COMPLETE MELTDOWN because their computer is demanding they adopt a LITERAL REPTILE! 🐍 This tech support conversation is the EPITOME of miscommunication between non-programmers and the technical world. Our tragically confused user thinks they need an ACTUAL SNAKE to run their program, when it's just Python - you know, that programming language named after Monty Python (not the slithery beast)! I'm DYING at the tech support person slowly realizing they're dealing with the most spectacular misunderstanding in coding history. The dramatic irony is just *chef's kiss* PERFECTION!