When talking to the veteran programmers at work

Content Choking on tea in front of 300 people during the first Teams meeting Accidentally typing git commands in the Teams chat Explaining code I barely understand to the client Making a pull request that failed all the unit tests then immediately leaving work

Content The human brain is amazing. It functions 247 from the day we're born and only stops when you're writing code or speaking to someone attractive

Content company All their source code Employee who gave 2 weeks notice I'lI take that, my lad

Content Holly Graceful HollyGraceful How's your day going? I added an incremental counter to my program to count failures, and misspelled failures, causing a failure. 22:17 29 Jun 20 Twitter for iPhone

Content Just like in C, we dont have a ggi 12985 ease CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!

Content Reading the code that I wrote Yesterday