Do Not Attempt While Drunk

The ultimate game of terminal Russian roulette! This genius created a chain of aliases where seemingly innocent directory creation commands (mkdir, mksir, etc.) all eventually point to mkdie - which is secretly sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root. One typo and your entire filesystem gets nuked into oblivion. The warning at the top "#NO TYPOS PLEASE!" is the understatement of the century. It's like putting a "please don't touch" sign on a nuclear launch button shaped like a comfy pillow.