When Clean Code Principles Go Too Far

The perfect visual representation of every developer's favorite excuse! Blue cheese, with its characteristic mold spots, is basically cheese with "bugs" that became a delicacy. Just like how that random integer overflow in your code that somehow fixed three other issues is now an "undocumented feature." The next time your PM finds something unexpected in production, just point to this image and say "it's artisanal code crafting." Remember: in cheese and in code, what looks like decay to some is actually complex flavor development to the enlightened few.

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