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If The Variable Is Constant, Why Is It A Variable?

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If The Variable Is Constant, Why Is It A Variable?

The existential crisis every developer faces at 2 AM while debugging. We name something a "variable" and then immediately declare it as "const" or "final" or "readonly" - essentially telling it not to vary. The cognitive dissonance is real! It's like naming your pet rock "Runner" or your cactus "Cuddles." No wonder our code gets confused and throws exceptions - we've been gaslighting our variables this whole time!

C#: Integer.One

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2 months ago 67.5K views 0 shares

C#: Integer.One

Winnie the Pooh is all of us C# devs! Regular Pooh is like "ugh, just use 1" when seeing Integer.One - but fancy tuxedo Pooh? He's absolutely living for that sweet String.Empty instead of empty quotes. The duality of every C# programmer: writing simple code vs using fancy built-in constants that make us feel like sophisticated code aristocrats. It's not empty strings, it's String.Empty , darling! ✨