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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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When Clean Code Principles Go Too Far

Programming Debugging
10 months ago 179.2K views 0 shares
When Clean Code Principles Go Too Far
Someone's been reading Uncle Bob's "Clean Code" a bit too religiously! Instead of using normal array indexes like a sane person, they've created named constants for the values 0, 1, 2, and 3. It's like wearing a three-piece suit to take out the trash—technically more formal but completely unnecessary. This is what happens when you follow the "magic numbers are evil" principle without applying any common sense filter. Next up: creating a constant called PLUS_ONE because incrementing by 1 isn't self-documenting enough! 🤦‍♂️

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Either Experience Means Anything Or It Does Not

Either Experience Means Anything Or It Does Not

Programming
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The things we have to do for code review these days

The things we have to do for code review these days

Programming
70.5K views 3 years ago
Tried to post this to r/github... boy, lots of Microsoft fanboys over there :)

Tried to post this to r/github... boy, lots of Microsoft fanboys over there :)

Microsoft
71.5K views 3 years ago