Whats With This Junior Devs

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Whats With This Junior Devs

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The classic senior developer paradox: your anxiety-fueled coding marathon just created two weeks of unemployment for your junior devs. Congratulations, you played yourself! That moment when your productivity is actually counterproductive for team dynamics. Now you're just sitting there with your face in your palm wondering if you should create some bugs on purpose just to keep everyone busy. Success has never felt so painful. Next time maybe save some debugging for the children instead of hoarding all the glory for yourself, you anxious overachiever.

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