Whats With This Junior Devs

The eternal programmer's paradox: employed or unemployed, we're all just staring out the window of life's bus looking equally miserable. When you finally land that dream dev job, you realize it came with the same existential dread as unemployment, just with better snacks and Slack notifications. The grass isn't greener on either side—it's just differently fertilized with various types of disappointment.

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The eternal battle between devs and QA teams, captured in its purest form. Developer just wants their precious feature to ship already, but the tester? Oh no, they're about to turn this into a full-blown investigation. "You found 3 bugs? Cool, let me find 30 more." It's like poking a bear—except the bear has access to edge cases you never even considered and a personal vendetta against your code's stability. Every developer's nightmare: a motivated tester with time on their hands.

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Oh. My. GOODNESS. The absolute TRAGEDY of C++ mastery captured in its full horrifying glory! 😱 Our poor protagonist starts as a sweet innocent programmer, only to be CONSUMED by the dark arts of pointers and memory management! Those horns? They're not fashion - they're the physical manifestation of the DEMONIC KNOWLEDGE required to tame C++! And that final panel? DEVASTATING! "How long was I gone?" Our hero emerges from their C++ enlightenment only to discover they've sacrificed YEARS of their life to the language gods! Their friends and family? GONE! Their youth? VANISHED! All for the ability to manually manage memory and argue about template metaprogramming at parties! The price of power is steep, darlings. C++ doesn't just take your time - it takes your SOUL! 💀

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