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The "stack" used to mean React, Node, MongoDB. Now it's three browser tabs of AI chatbots doing all the actual work while you pretend to understand what they just generated. Full-stack developer has been redefined as "full stack of AI assistants open simultaneously." The tech stack is now literally just... tabs. No databases, no frameworks, no architecture decisions—just Claude, ChatGPT, and Perplexity carrying your entire career on their digital backs. At least you're honest about it.

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