What Programming Is Actually Like

Content Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called 'hardware'; those that you can only curse at are called 'software. -Anonymous

Who needs therapy when you can just start another side project that will consume your entire existence for three weeks before being abandoned in GitHub purgatory? The rush of creating something new is the ultimate dopamine hit—cheaper than therapy, but with the added bonus of 2AM debugging sessions and existential crises about your coding abilities. The crowd rushing toward "Yet Another Hobby Coding Project" instead of actual therapy is just *chef's kiss* relatable. We're all just one npm install away from emotional stability, right?

Content We have 120 clients With 120 separate codebases Spread across SVN, Git, and several servicing platforms And you're on maintenance

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Content Ayushi Rawat ayushi7rawat Developer: We have a problem. Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities. Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Content I'm not sure what Agile, Waterfall or Scrum is and at this point l'm too afraid to ask. made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io