What Programming Is Actually Like

Content Don't worry Nick, it's all according to god's plan fb.melyuva.krishna.memes 1. Create universe 2. Add 250 bugs to Nick's 3. project.

Content ptq 5h Holly shit, my last fix to a problem was to add 100ms delay. The bug was so rare and random that was unable to track it down, and this somehow solved it. 4 826 bomko 4h Was it because of an async function? 4 423 FountainsOfFluids 4h Yes, that's the only reason such a fix would work, assuming it really did the trick. EMCoupling 3h Did it fix it... Or just make it harder to repro the bug...? 4 315 J FountainsOfFluids 3h 1 Award If you can't reproduce the bug anymore, isn't that a fix? 1.0k J

Content Me starting a new job Me realizing I have to program using VBA in MS Access applications

The AUDACITY of HTML standing alone like it's doing something impressive! Just a naked, half-built skeleton of sadness. But then CSS swoops in like the fairy godmother of web development and TRANSFORMS that pathetic structure into architectural MAGNIFICENCE! 💅✨ The difference is so dramatic it's practically a glow-up worthy of its own reality show. This is why frontend developers have trust issues—one minute you're staring at a concrete disaster, the next you're showcasing a digital masterpiece. And people wonder why we drink so much coffee!

The senior developer staring into your soul with that thousand-yard stare isn't just finding bugs—they're having flashbacks to when they wrote that monstrosity at 2am fueled by nothing but desperation and energy drinks. They don't need debugging tools. They remember exactly which caffeine-induced hallucination led to that particular line of code. It's not intuition; it's PTSD with syntax highlighting.

Content rAskReddit ummajamm 9h 1 PERSONS OF REDDIT, what is the best RIDDLE you know, that would make someone loose their minds over it? 4 3.9k J 2.0k 1, Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL UnderwhelmingTwin 8h The maker doesn't want it. The buyer doesn't use it. The user doesn't know it. Not the 'best' but a fun one: A coffin Reply 4 1.8 K y LinkzWrath 3h S 1 Award Software 4 1.0k J