What My Company Thinks I Do

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What My Company Thinks I Do

bugs-memes, testing-memes, documentation-memes, compile-memes, corporate-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the corporate fantasy vs. developer reality in one perfect UI. Maximum bugs, minimum scale, and those unchecked boxes for unit tests, load testing, and documentation might as well be labeled "things we'll do when hell freezes over." Meanwhile, management's just waiting for you to hit that compile button like it magically fixes everything. Spoiler alert: it doesn't. But hey, at least they think you're doing something.

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