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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of those mythical beings who can just GLANCE at code and instantly grasp its entire functionality! 😱 The meme shows the GLORIOUS transformation from confused normie to absolute CODING DEITY - complete with sunglasses because your eyes need PROTECTION when you've achieved such enlightenment! The rest of us mere mortals are still stuck in the top panels, squinting desperately at the same function for 45 minutes before giving up and running it to see what happens. Who needs documentation when you're basically a programming PSYCHIC?!

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That awkward moment when IT forgets to revoke your Slack access after firing you, and now you're lurking in the shadows like Goku plotting his revenge. Time to watch your ex-coworkers panic when you drop the "I can see all your messages about the production server being down" bomb. Nothing says professional closure like witnessing your replacement struggle with the codebase you deliberately left undocumented. Digital ghost mode: ACTIVATED .

The eternal struggle between learning and laziness! That moment when someone's writing you a detailed dissertation on your broken algorithm with proper Big O notation and memory optimization techniques, but your brain is just screaming "SKIP TO THE SOLUTION ALREADY!" Let's be honest - we've all hovered over that "Copy Code" button while pretending to read the explanation. Who has time for understanding when deadlines are breathing down your neck? The sacred StackOverflow ritual: nod thoughtfully at the explanation, then frantically ctrl+c the magic incantation that makes the errors go away.