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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Compile Memes

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What My Company Thinks I Do

Programming Devops Debugging Testing
15 days ago 186.0K views 0 shares
What My Company Thinks I Do
Ah, the corporate fantasy vs. developer reality in one perfect UI. Maximum bugs, minimum scale, and those unchecked boxes for unit tests, load testing, and documentation might as well be labeled "things we'll do when hell freezes over." Meanwhile, management's just waiting for you to hit that compile button like it magically fixes everything. Spoiler alert: it doesn't. But hey, at least they think you're doing something.

Two Grand For Takeoff

Hardware Programming Debugging
2 months ago 160.4K views 0 shares
Two Grand For Takeoff
Spent your entire paycheck on that "developer-grade" laptop only for it to transform into a jet engine the moment you hit compile? Nothing says "money well spent" like a machine that's simultaneously melting your thighs and preparing for takeoff. The fans spin so hard you could probably generate enough electricity to power a small village. And yet somehow, despite sounding like it's about to achieve liftoff, it'll still take 45 seconds to compile your "Hello World" program. Aerospace engineers should study programmer laptops—they've mastered the art of maximum noise for minimum performance.

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